I’m bored doe

Why do people use doe instead of though? “Though” is an adverb, not a female deer. All the kids with the pumped up kicks use it doe.

I’m a bitch & I know it!

Happy day! XD

ilovecharts:

Four food groups of a recently turned 26 year old: Grubhub, eating out, pasta, alcohol. 

OMFG

omghilariousblog:

This blog is the Funniest.

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This blog is the Funniest.
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WANT

Alice @ 22

It’s really hard to trust anyone these days.

Can’t believe I have to learn that lesson again.

People have been pushing me to go crooked.

I think they’ve pushed hard enough.

Going down the rabbit hole now.

kazangan:

Some X-files, to honor the 1st of April.